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| Compiling all the wackiness going on in the Central Valley. Don't worry folks, everyone is just as weird as you are. |
Well Atleast They Didn't Sniff It
Armed with multiple tubes of SuperGlue, four teens sealed 150 of an El Dorado high school's locks leaving $10,000 of damage in their wake. KCRA has more about this icky sticky mess. (1/23/05)
The Search For Bat People
Authorities are looking for a couple who left a live, rabies carrying bat at the Lathrop Circle K. The two found the little guy on their truck and allegedly after a tussle took it inside the store and placed the bat in a plastic cup before departing the scene. With the strong possibility the couple have been infected, health officials are desperate to track them down. Recordnet.com has more details. (9/25/04)
Public Nudity In Manteca Legal For Two More Months
Soon a new city ordinance will forbid exposure of "one's genitals, pubic hair, buttocks, perineum, anus or anal region of any person or the breast below the areola of any female persons while on a public right of way or public land or any private property that is open to the public view from any public right of way or public land." Uhhhhh....what's a a perineum?! At any rate, Mantecabulletin.com has the full story. (9/9/04)
Two Clowns In Love
In what can only be called a three ring circus service, two professional clowns, Ravioli and Sparkles, got hitched in a charity based event for Tracy Interfaith Ministries. Lodinews.com was there for every touching banana slipping moment. (9/7/04)
Church Based Smackdown Possible In Ripon
A Ripon Church with expansion on its mind called their controversial plans for new buildings 'Vision Plan'. In response, nearby residents - worried about how the proposed 'modern' buildings will impact their neighborhood - placed "Correct Your Vision' signs on their front lawns. Modbee.com gets right in the middle of this Holy War with full details. (9/604)
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