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:: Horror Stories ::

Things You Hope to Never Hear On A First Date

From Him:

"When we get married"
It hardly matters what follows this phrase. Because once those words come out of the mouth of some person you've known all of seven minutes, all you need to know is run, run like the wind!

"You seem so great. You remind me of how great my ex was."
Glad I could help.

"You're just not ready for the intensity of love I can bring to your life."
This was said when I politely declined my date's offer of "taking the date to the next level."

"You remind me of my mom."
The only thing that could make this more disturbing is if I thought HE reminded me of MY mom.

"I like wearing a purple leather mini skirt and corset."
This was said to me by a guy on our first date. It's fine if you're into that sort of thing, but that's what I was planning to wear!

"You have to drive on our date. I don't have my license. Oh, and I can't go out with you next weekend, because I have to go to jail for a DUI."
Jail and Love: Two things that should NEVER go together. In ANY shape or form. Any, I said. ANY!!!

From Her:

"Where you working?"
Just out for your hard earned Olive Garden paycheck.

"You're gonna love my kids."
Whoa there, I'm still a kid!

"I believe in Satan."
Could get interesting. But being number 2 to the Prince of Darkness might have its drawbacks.

"You remind me of my Dad."
If she also tells you Daddy thinks she's the best at french kissing, its time to make like Nightcrawler and teleport your ass out of there.

"You're so cool."
Hmmph! That's obviously a lie.